I dont even know
But breasts ARE sexual organs? They release oxytocin when stimulated, that makes them sexual.
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algrenion:

ive had to deal w this argument before ok listen here

boobs do the oxytocin thing when theyre stimulated yes, nipples are an erogenous zone. Men’s nipples do this too. Now read over those two sentences and let the double standard dawn on you okay? Think about it if both kinds of nips release oxytocin when you do the touch touch on them, why is only one kind of nip considered a sexual nip? sexism that’s why

it’s ridiculous and technically makes a dude’s nipples more inappropriate than a lady’s nipples because boy nipples serve virtually no other purpose than to be stimulated by temperature change or by sexual activity, while girl nipples serve the added purpose of oh you know, feeding babies no big deal

but nah man nah both can be aroused so both nips are sexual or no nips are so make up your mind

you know where else is an erogenous zone?? ears. Are you wearing an ear bra/?? Why the fuck arent you wearing your fucking ear bra you trash put on yoourfucking ear bra youre not allowed to show your fucking ears thats so inappropriate and its makinng me horny its distracting me from my school work youre not following the dresscode wear your fucking ear bra yo ufucking

shubbabang:

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people who bite into ice cream absolutely terrify me

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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autoassembly:

Are you inclined towards dressing up like a giant robot and walking around in public like these strange folks are?

Then Auto Assembly might be the place for you! Come and meet fellow robots, and enter our cosplay competition so that others may bask in your glory. But be sure to submit your form before July 31st, as that is the cut-off date in order to get everything for the contest processed

- Isa

(Photos by Nick Hardy)

dullaidan:

i love vines and super short videos cause its like “man this video is only 4 seconds how much could happen in 4 seconds” so much man So Much

upperstories:

blueskyesartic:

lazydad:

Noted American philosopher and philanthropist Alfred Matthew Yankovic has just released what is certain to become the summer jam of 2014. It’s awight.

OKAY BUT HE DID A PARODY OF “HAPPY” CALLED “TACKY” AND IT DESERVES TO BE WATCHED

Weird Al is back ya’ll and the sun is shining a little brighter. 

computer: whhhhhhhhHHHHHRHRRRRRRRRRRR
me: shh it's ok

black-frostbite:

shubbabang:

I know I’m not the only one who does this but you know when you have this like boundary around you when you’re sitting at a table or a desk that only you are allowed to be in 

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And then someone or something that isn’t yours

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gets in that space

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and you just

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Holy fuck finally someone who understands

lingvonil:

fighteous:

Now that’s how you do a broken gif.

THIS IS FUCKING DEMONIC

lingvonil:

fighteous:

Now that’s how you do a broken gif.

THIS IS FUCKING DEMONIC

libingbingfans:

Li Bingbing Transformers 4 Photoshoot

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